@alexxiobeltran4538

Jojo: what do you do professionally 

Me: smuggle drugs in the U.S

Jojo: aaa my nephew wants to pursue that

@SecretASMR

'welcome' scrapes scissors menacingly *runs away with speed*

@darkren0111

Jojo: what do you do?
Me: I work at MacDonald's
Jojo: it takes quite a clever mind to persue that 
Me: weeeeeell

@renzah5696

"Motorcycles are dangerous"
Me: They're not that bad
Pops a wheelie and dies

@bogartscandalous2281

3:44 gashes face open

@4lucki

for everyone who sees this have a good nap 😎

@MagentaVids

You literally have a new video up every time I get into bed to fall asleep too ❤️

@Danny0244

jojo’s old videos from 7 years ago still slap

@watachannel7157

can i get ahhhh BONELESS HAIRCUT

@auntjemima5357

If a barber whispered in my ear while he cut my hair i would punch him tbh

@v4rg.squ1b

the ads on these videos are just great; "THIS MAN WILL DIE IF HE FALLS ASLEEP" very needed at the moment

@alteredinko

If my barber leans over and whispers in my ear I don't care if he's done or not I'm hauling ass out of there 😂

@idkbrah1151

"I have a motorcycle"
Jojo: "bet"

@rlybigcheese

Did you say.. technical? 
Dr Tingles?¿

@JessicaListens

i hope my hair grows back fast...see you next time!

@zachhorton5334

I rob old people 

Oh my nephew wanted to get into that he's in high school

@kingace5368

Almost 100k came a long way jojo let's get it!

@user-yn8om8ik3p

JoJo PLEASE make a video of the hand sounds from 13:29 onwards. I barely tingle and those sounds give me a lot of tingles which really helps me relax.

@k69ylee

Me: yay asmr!
Me: puts headphones on and turns up volume
Ad: OVER 20,000 PEOPLE SUFFER FROM HEARING LOSS 
Me: I wonder why 😑
Edit: OMG 116 LIKES?
2nd edit: omg 300 likes lol
3rd edit:omg 400 likes?

@alperendagdeviren3007

I guess i can say theres no cut in this video! BEST JOKE EVER!