Wait, you're telling me this isn't an official Scholastic book fair ad?
Trying to make history more appealing by calling the founding fathers "epically twisted bad boys" is the icing on the cake for me
The music is perfect. I feel like I’m about to hear Greg Heffley say that it’s a journal not a diary and start saying sociopathic nonsense
Idk why they thought “unauthorized” was such a badge of honour 😭
That puberty education book is definitely 100% going to be a gift given publically at your birthday by your mom
'My lab partner is a dragon' sounds like it's written for 14 year old girls. I am pretty sure i read something like that on wattpad.
Scoundrels, bad boys and punks sounds like an actual banger
Two people: the nerdy goth and the extroverted class clown
As someone who grew up in the 2000s and early 2010s, this is so INSANELY accurate. There’s some real throwbacks in here gahdayum.
im actually getting so much nostalgia rn, this is peak book fair energy
"___ from a ____th grade _____" seems like a must-have for these types of books
All books I would have begged my mom to order from the Scholastic book catalogue 💀
Middle school books for girls are either the same vibe “boys are gross life is embarrassing” or young girls single handedly fighting a fascist regime and cause shes perfect and badass
Finithir Galadrios: 39 books, but not a single successfully passed Bechdel test
The Ultimate Guide to RADICAL SKATEBOARDING TACTICS RADICAL EDITION🔥🔥
In the UK we had the Horrible Histories and Horrible Science books. They tricked us into learning stuff by framing real historical facts and events with genuinely witty jokes and needlessly gory details. Those devious educators!
You forgot the 8 sequels that are terribly written but fly off the shelves regardless.
I used to work at a bookstore. This is 100% accurate
Animorphs be like: "I can swim like a dolphin SPLAASH!" "I can fly like an eagle WOOOSH!" "I've noticed it's only the winners who decide what constitutes a war crime..." "Uh...I can turn into a big GRIZZLY BEAR ROOAAR!"
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