@ThatGuyNorm
I heard a rumor that Pedro Pascal is suing Universal for not casting him as the diverse dad.
@scootyboorat608
I got excited when the snickers bar got sucked into the vent. I thought it would go into the cloning machine and we'd get a Snickersaurus-rex
@DerHerrMitR
I was waiting for Johansson to encounter the deadliest dinosaur yet, the malegazeosaurus hornii
@yaldabaoth2
My local animal shelter has higher security standards than all these Jurassic Parks over the last 30 years.
@alexscofield3929
The biggest issue to me these days, every character has ten inch thick plot armor. Older cinema wasn't afraid to kill off characters, even likeable characters to heighten the plot and add drama.
@pizzathehutt1812
At least pedro pascal wasn’t in it, there’s a win
@kyleafowler
I'll respect Scarlett Johansen's desire to escape the male gaze and avoid watching this.
@champ16ns12
Rumour has it that Scarlett Johansen found surviving dinosaurs easier than surviving the male gaze.
@totoro1972
I'm glad you mentioned the Snickers wrapper. What type of door has both an air intake AND a power source that can explode in it? The movie proved itself braindead in less than a minute.
@shaggyrumplenutz1610
Ever notice that these modern girl boss protagonists NEVER sacrifice themselves to save others?
@georgeallen14
The writers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think whether they should…
@JayFulcanelli--111
So they complained about Hollywood being too "male, pale and stale", replaced all the experts and professionals with activists, and they still have to rely on the franchises created decades ago, just minus the talent.
@masterofpuppets5568
But did Scarlet escape the dreaded male gaze in this film, for surely that is the most important thing.
@UncleGus007
The original needs no sequel. Even the CGI still holds up today.
@Tommykey07
The next Jurassic Park movie has to be set a million years in the future with intelligent dinosaurs engineering extinct humans back into existence
@milton7763
Just came back from this (my young son loves anything with dinos). The key takeaway I had lines up with Drinker: I felt nothing here. It was a big shoulder shrug of a movie. On the positive side, the story, as dry as it is, does still make a lot more sense than the previous movie (the one with Tim Apple as the bad guy whose name I’ve already forgotten)
@mt_baldwin
Since I'm male I wouldn't want my gaze to offend her by watching her movie so I'll hard pass on it.
@RoonerBerens
"And before you even knew what you had, you patented it, you packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunch box, and now, you're selling it, you're selling it, well..."
@Shinobi-k2k
Hollywood’s been running out of ideas for so long. Every show now is either a sequel, prequel, remake, reboot or spinoff of the original 80s & 90s.
@ElValuador